GWAR

[fox69]

"The One Will Not Be Named"

"The One Will Not Be Named"




Cross-creviced chasms vast
And endless plains of unshaven ass
Out time in Hell draws to the last
We call upon the Master of the Pit
Have you got a toilet? I must take a shit!
Open your gates, Lord of Hate
Or your front porch is gonna get it!
Very well, I'll use my sword
It's very good at crushing doors
We call you out, over-rated Overlord!

The root of all evil and hatred and shame...
So many victims, so many names
But...they are all the same
Ereshkigal?
Charun?
Helel ben Shara?
Lucifer?
Satan?
We would know who you are!

He is the one who will not be named
He is the one who will not be blamed
For nothing

The realm of the sun we have left far behind
And damned in the darkness
We have groped with the blind
Cannot remember time...
We summon the Lord of Hell
So come forth now! I have your smell!
Cologne! Cheap shit, and lots of it!

They are the ones who will not be named
They are the ones that will not be blamed
They are the ones that are turning the screws

(Jewcifer)
Lord of the Underworld
Welcome GWAR to my domain
It's nice to be called on with so many names
Now what's that about kicking my ass?

He is the one who will not be named
He is the one who will not be blamed
They are the ones that are turning the screws

The Lord of the Underworld
Let's give the devil his due
The legions of Hell lay broken and shorn
The brothers of GWAR have slain through the storm
The gate it is broken, the Master is slain
The Fortress of GWAR is now ripe to reclaim
We wasted Hell in the name of GWAR
Though to tell you the truth, we're not really sure where we are

 

[fox69]

"The Performer"

"The Performer"


I'll come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Pull my pants on down for you
Then I'll crawl away
I will blow hot fart on you
I will build an R-2 D-2
I won't even start for you
Unless you fucking pay
Because I am the performer [X3]
I will come to town for you
Dress up like a clown for you
Try not to fuck around on you
Do so anyway I will find the ark for you
Go sleep in the park with you I'll even suck a cock or two
But no sir, I'm not gay
[Chorus]
Before I was a whore, on tour I was the child always running around
With his dick hanging out and diapers pulled down
Show biz was calling so I hit the stage
Worked out an act where I got raped in a cage
My life was bullshit and I didn't care
Went to go bowling and I missed on my spare
But what else could I fucking do
But play another song for you...
Thinking about a nose job, too...
cause I am the Performer...

 

[fox69]

"The Price Of Peace"

"The Price Of Peace"



we fall upon you prepare to meet your fat
mankind is an insect we must exterminate
final solution a global genocide so shall
we conquer so shall you die

life-must-cease
price-of-peace

thirsty blades of justice
cuts a blood
severed heads fly
through the sky
as butchered bodies drop
blood will flow like rivers
before away we ride
singing songs of glory
blood soaked and satisfied

heads will roll
blood will flow

we come to exucute
demise is absolute
this planet you pollute
shall be free

since man first crawled up
from slime
and fear of gods did
strike him blind
his powers withered
on the vine
existence is your crime

human kind is a disease
that kills each other
with sutch ease
you all must die for
death to cease that is the
price of peace

 

[fox69]

"The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo"

"The Private Pain Of Techno Destructo"



FOOLS, how dare you try to make a slave of me, Techno Destructo scumdog of the
universe. it only allowed me to infiltrate your own race. how easy it was for
me to
gain control of the feeble minds of your already revolting slaves, and turn
them
against you. well this now marks the dawn of a new era. for tonight you shall
witness an end to GWAR.
I got gas and oil flowing through my veins
I got wire and plastic in my brain
I'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I got steel in my skull, harder than rock
and rubber and iron in my cock!
GWAR must die!
We were all put on this earth to suffer,
We each have our own private pain.
We must pass this pain onto our brother,
The never ending cycle starts again.
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, Beat me
Cut me, Kick me
Whip me, Strip me
Burn me, EAT ME!
You'll just make me...
I came to this planet to get my men
to conquer the world with them 'm Techno Destructo!
Techno Destructo!
I said "come with me, fly into the sun!"
but they said "FUCK NO
We're having to much fun!"
GWAR must die!
We were all put on this earth to suffer,
We each have our own private pain.
We must pass this pain onto our brother,
A never ending cycle starts again.
You can't kill me
You won't break me
Chain me, Beat me
Cut me, Kick me
Whip me, Strip me
Burn me, EAT ME!
You'll just make me stronger!

 

[fox69]

"The Reaganator"

"The Reaganator"


Deep beneath the bowels of the skillhouse
Where the bones of crusaders are hidden in walls
The shin of Salidin, a goblet made from Blackbeard's chin
The prick of Christ, Hitler's ball

The body of Reagan lies there enshrined
Pulsating as steel and flesh are entwined
Peering through the necro-scope, the Spypriest unseen
The soul of Reagen is found through it's dreams
Spirit-racked, tormented, undead, and unclean
The will of Reagan drives your nation's latest war-machine

Bristling with rocket pods
Gatling guns and cannon
The latest in technology to slay the foes of Mammon
The Reaganator and the U.S.A.!
We'll kill anything that gets in our way!
We're greatest country, so you have to die, that's why!

[unintelligable]

So Ronnie went to Cuba, locked on to ole' Fidel
Put a missle through his window, filled up the place he'd left in hell
After that he thought he might just take on the whole world
And leave a bloody pothole where the stars and bars could be unfurled

But there was one flaw that was in the design
It was so bad that he had to resign
The Reaganator used fossil fuel, some people never learn
And for this lack of vision your country will fucking burn
You see the Reaganator lying flat on his ass?
Quite simply he ran out of gas

 

[fox69]

"The Road Behind"

"The Road Behind"


Well I'm traveling down the road
And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy,
I cant do the show
Hanging out backstage
I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract
I puked on every page
Slaughtered half the crew
Caused they ate the deli-tray
Oh Baby hey
Said I'd do the show but I Canceled anyway

[Chorus:]
You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms
Just another wattle flapping
On the old turkey farm
So baby....
[Second Chorus by Beefcake]
[2nd Chorus:]
And while the wheels keep rolling
And another milepost gone
All along the road behind
Oh can't you hear me calling
Just like the sad whale song I'm on the road behind
Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy
Y'know I snuffed a million planets
But I still find time to cry
Because there's more to life
Then making other people die
Like a little bloody tear baby
Running out my dirty little eye
And some things baby
They don't make no sense
Does it really matter if it bugs
Your parents?

[Chorus]

Now baby quit yer crying
Put those clown britches on

[2nd Chorus:]
Well the wheels keep rolling
And another signpost gone
Baby can't you hear me calling
Like a sad whale song [X2]
Sad whale baby

 

[fox69]

"The Salaminizer"

"The Salaminizer"


Here's a little something from a God to a slave,
I never should of been let out the fucking microwave!
We're on this planet and we're running a muck,
I should give a shit but I don't give a fuck!
Ever since I was a scumdog, I blew a cum-wad.
I need a mother-fucking suckadickalickalong!
Burning a mall or two, blowing the load I spew.
You don't wanna fucking fuck me? I'll Fuck you!
This is your ass, and I'm in it.
My man sexy will fuck you up in a minuet.
With an axe, sword, mace, pike your limbless.
Then I'll fuck your ass till its rimless!
[Chorus:]
Oh! You humans always screaming!
Oh! As you suckle on my semen!
Oh! And the shit is always steamin'
A drunk, a pervert, a junkie and a sodimizer.
But you can call me the salaminizer
Give unto give unto give unto give unto
My life is a luxury, so filled with hate.
I got fifty slaves heaping maggots on my plate.
From my fortress in Antarctica I watch the world die
On my Sony Trinitron that's switched to channel 5.
Back on the road, its no lie....
Stupid fucking humans pay money to die!
Crushed in the pit, nailed to the stage
I only suck the souls that are underage.
[Repeat Chorus]

 

[fox69]

"The Song Of Words"

"The Song Of Words"



In the fortress of GWAR, much torment does remain
Despite all of the bodies that had been hacked in twain
So many had died in the viscous campaign
That their femurs alone made a fine mountain

The Master was no longer GWAR's sovereign
Of wealth and women they had none to gain
What goal was left for them to attain
So Oderus did call for conclave

First came Balsac, his council was wise
His War-Axe gleamed, he was a loyal knight
Plus 40 dancing bears he did provide
Then, first in prowess, he stood his lord beside

Beefcake the Mighty, his ass was wide
Brought 80 laden oxen, he was a good ally
Jizmak the Gusha, his legion was described
For many hours he barked at the tribe

But then, timely, the catering arrived
Booze, drugs, food, 400 hundred mule-loads high
Flattus Maximus, this he did supply
And now the mighty brothers of GWAR did band

They will to journey and slay without plan
Bring sledge and terror to the cities of man
Open Oberammergau
Like hell was a womb, it tore

And from the womb the creatures poured
Troll, goblin, Manticore
Siege machine and armored whore
There will be battle like never before

The Surface World learned of the malaise
Black Pope, usurper, he saw through the veil
They plan their defense in the land of the wasted
Africa, bitter fruit she had tasted

Ensign of industry, let it be raised
There the camp of the Black Pope was placed
His legions breath, through the valleys the raced
Charlots they rode, and their skulls were iron-plated

Belching fire, freshly painted
8000 Battalions of Knights freshly sainted
But before they fought, they were vaccinated
To protect them from the AIDS that had been created

To continue the reign of Black Pope unabated
The people at home, got a version G-rated
Here the GWAR invaded
Began the violation

The War Barges, forecastles swarming
Disgorging the troops, formations forming
The low drone of the horning
Sounding out a call, then a warning

A nuclear salvo where GWAR was encroaching
Within a second 10 legions were toasting
Balsac said, "Did you feel something?"
The Lord was not boasting

The enemy is vast, steel carpets the terrain
Still they are forming, armors detrains
They send forth a Captain, OJ by name
Flattus struck him in the brain

Burst the helmet, made two parts of the mind
Chopped through his gorget, through chest, into spine
And the good captains blood flowed like wine
Flattus said, "So ends a cowards time."

Balsac is angry, he'll have no more
He hurls his axe, with great effort
To smite Regis with terrible force
His shield breaks, his hauberk unsews

The axe bursts through his chest and torso
Bright blood spurts, the guts are loosed by the throw
And with that axe the soul from body goes
Said Jizmak, "That was a heavy blow."

Beefcake the Mighty, clotted with spew
His sword falls, skulls burst in two
The eyes burst from sockets, he is not through
Thousands of warriors he does this to

Piling up the corpses of those he slew
Until it was hard to tell if the pile grew
Balsac said, "He is a princely lord"
Said Beefcake, "Yes, it's true."

Jizmak smites, his hammer whirls
Foreheads explode, entrails twirl
Breaking open brain-pans as well
Red blood flowing as souls speed to hell

Oderus smites the Black Pope, exposing his brain
The blade continued through meat and membrane
Bright blood flowed in the grass where he was lain
Here ends this tale, that much is plain

 

[fox69]

"The UberKlaw"

"The UberKlaw"


Debaser of ancient debacles
Shattered worlds, twisted fables
Dark soothsayer of worlds unclean
Black blood boils as I vent my spleen
Obliteration
My destiny
A worm-gnawed skull
Stares back at me
The death it shall give you
Your means to be free
Sweet non-existence
Ends a life of slavery

When all things have happened what can there be left?
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
Who's got the strength left to fight? [x2]

Life's many pleasures are soon sure to bore
Whether you build bombs or live as a whore
Hated of one's self is always the forge
Bloated protrusions of gurgling gorge
Life is your penance and your the reward
Life is your penance and your the reward

When all things have happened what can there be left?
Why do we struggle, why do we fear death?
Why can't the darkness be part of the light?
Who's got the strength left to fight? [x2]

Smashing bloody laws
The Uber Klaw
The gaping maw
We share this fate
It's life's one law

The younger the soul then the sweeter the taste
The meter of peter forms thick bouillabaisse
Vomit it spews into destinies hole
Wretchedly ravage your skull is my bowl
Mysteries murdered, I mean to offend
Edicts and ethos the rifts that I rend
Stripping the dripping that never can end
Manfully mauling the ham-crank that I bend
These are my words! This is the law!
Summon the power of The Uber Klaw!
Chaos and carnage are all that I see
Give me a minute, I'll start World War III
The Uber Klaw rises it was made to rule
The subjects they marvel and mutter and drool
For genocide it is my favorite tool
So always remember, bring your guns to school

Smashing bloody laws
The Uber Klaw
The gaping maw
We share this fate
It's life's one law

Why do we struggle, why do we fear death? [x4]
The Uber Klaw!

 

[fox69]

"The Ultimate Bohab"

"The Ultimate Bohab"



He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie
When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie

Zit-scarred and unpopular
He's at the show alone
Running his mouth to no one at all
Later he cries bitter tears
He met his idol and he got punched
All he wanted was an autograph
The smell of his acne, it's heavily bunched
He fell down and everyone laughed

You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
Bohab!
Bohab!

It's your dream come true
Your crummy fanzine got a GWAR interview!
You'll ask the questions, it all goes to tape!
But ask the wrong one and your ass will get raped!
But not by a dude, that would be gay!
But if that's what the band wants I guess it's O.K.!
We're not going to rape you...yet, so don't you fret it!
You brought a woman with you, and now she's gonna get it!

Cuz' this is how we roll, this is what we do
We're fucking your girlfriend right in front of you
And we know that's not your girlfriend, by the way...
She's only with you because you got her backstage
And you gave her...money

You're the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don't have any drugs then get the fuck out
Bohab!
Bohab!

Your pock marked face makes her sick
As soon as she's in there she's getting the dick
But not from you, from the entire band
So whip out your cock and lay a wad in your hand
Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her
Come on over here kid, there's still time to fuck her!
A festering hole where there used to be a crotch
We feed her to bears, all that's left is her watch

Bohab!
You gave your life with pride
But people that had known you didn't care that you had died
Bohab
The last issue did real well
Because your interview was suicide
You followed GWAR to Hell....