Dan Bull

[fox69]

"Rust"

"Rust"


Where are my trousers?
Where are my trousers?

One morning I woke up with such a bad head
I thought I'd been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck
Look down and notice that I'm wearing no top
No socks and no trousers, oh fock
Bits and bobs jiggling around so much
I'm a walking promotion for Botox
How did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, I'm a little overwhelmed
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?

Said, how did I get here? Why am I naked?
I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is
I put the pieces together like Kojak
A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe
What a throwback, Homo erectus
Hope you know Latin 'cause I'm whacking your solar plexus
Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in
Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon
Defending my base, I stand on my feet
I'm nude but you won't get your hands on my meat
I'm planning to eat, build bigger, better houses
But for now I'd better get a pair of trousers

I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, baby, look what I've found
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling sound?

Shh, I'm a bare man fighting a bear, man
I don't need bare man, I do it with my bare hands
I'm gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints
Till I come across a box full of blueprints
Now I can do things like a civilised man
But I'll still kill anything that moves with the thing in my hand
It's been a nice chat but I'm still gonna stick a knife in the guy's back
Don't trust anybody, not even your best friend
It's an act, better put it on the West End
Let's not pretend, human nature has changed, man
Still naked, behaving like a caveman

I'm just a naked man, running around
Hold on a minute, why's there blood on the ground?
I'm just a naked man, running around, baby
Hold on a minute, what's that rustling, rustling sound?

 

[fox69]

"Safe"

"Safe"


I've hungered enough for the humblest stuff
From running the country to just someone to love
But enough is enough, I'm done with the world
So I'll succumb and return us to the substance we come from
We see bubbles above the submarine
As I plunge us deep, three-hundred leagues under the sea
There's a feeling of release as as our feelings are released
And we feel immediately at peace
It's less easy to see as the light fades
And my face is emblazoned with night's shade
I wait as the sides of the ride shake
And vibrate like they're portraying my mindstate
I'm inside, safe, encased in a cocoon
But soon it'll take my life away
But I made the choice to die today
So I may aswell enjoy the ride

Man, you are spoiled and you've
Thrown your toys out the pram
It's these moments of silliness
That spoil it for every two one

No longer am I looking into the sky
I'm seeing into your eye

 

[fox69]

"Scourge"

"Scourge"


Ramiro Cortez
A hero caught
In the middle of an era of war
Or a dark assassin
With a darker past
Who will start to blast
Before you’re part of the action
Try to match your reaction to him
Don’t make me laugh
You’ll be trash in the bin
How are you going to handle a man
With the stamina to run
From the west of Alaska through Canada?
Who’s up next?
Let’s flip the damn switch
[*click*]
And it’s Victor Dantrix
Using military skill to his advantage
Putting a finish
To your tricks and antics
You’re in a bit of a pickle
Fix a sandwich
As I rap so fast
It’s a different language
Vocals roaming the globe when I say
That Stonewall’s only a phone call away
So when

There’s an outbreak
A scourge
Get your weapon drawn
It’s not a metaphor
Better call Echo Squad
There’s an outbreak
A scourge
Get your weapon drawn
It’s not a metaphor
Better call Echo Squad

Mass
James Lang
Ex-SAS
If he asks for a hand
Then you best say yes
Scotland is the land that he’s from
And as a result
He can toss you with one hand
I’m referring to cabers
Not glands
The only thing he’s wacking off
Is a shotgun
Solid as a rock man
With a dangerous secret
So you better pray that he keeps it
Tarn’s not the NSA
But if you leak it
Your face’ll need a re-fit
Slapping you
Smack in the face so hard
That the glass of your mask
It’d crack and then shatter
And make those shards
The slow-mo part of the trailer
Your brain’s going to know by heart
Don’t try this at home in a scuffle
You’ll damage the bone in your knuckle
She’s a Russian-American emigrant
Burnt by chemicals
The depression is evident
Mind messed up
Like the pallor of her melanin
Never mind feminine
Never mind heroine
Her enemies better be clever
Whenever they get her
‘cause she’ll end the five
Six, seven, eight, nine, ten of them
You’ll have to find another set
Of hired guys
With the Firefly
It’s like
“bye bye!”

There’s an outbreak
A scourge
Get your weapon drawn
It’s not a metaphor
Better call Echo Squad
There’s an outbreak
A scourge
Get your weapon drawn
It’s not a metaphor
Better call Echo Squad

Failure is not an option

 

[fox69]

"Secular Song In Celebration Of The 25th Of December"

"Secular Song In Celebration Of The 25th Of December"


December the 25th is here
0.003% of a year
December the 25th is here
So we should shine a light on those who might just disappear

There's so much hype for the 25th of December
piles of cards to write, lists of gifts to remember
that we're quick to forget, amidst the tinsel and splendour
that in the end we're in it together
so I've picked up a pen and written a letter
but it isn't to Santa
though it is a wishlist of things I think we should remember
of thinkers, inventors, figures and mentors
and different events linked to the 25th of December, listen:
William the Conqueror was crowned the King of England
Ukraine chose to leave the Soviet Union
In ancient Rome was Charlemagne's coronation
Later, the Kingdom of Hungary's foundation
Hong Kong succumbed to Japanese occupation
The Soviet Union saw Gorbachev's resignation
Christmas Island found by Captain William Mynors
The adoption of The Constitution of the Republic of China
This is for Isaac Newton, I salute him
The guy who kickstarted the scientific revolution
Helena Rubinstein, Polish-American businesswoman
They're all omitted with this discussion of Christmas coming
Isn't it something?
And if you're into cricket
happy birthday Trescothick, Hasan, Jones, Cook and Grimmet
Let's remember Quentin Crisp, Lady Morgan Sydney
Orlando Gibbons, Jinnah, Robert Ripley
The day that comedy died, this isn't happening
First W. C. Fields, then Charlie Chaplin
This is for Hugo Bergmann and Dorothy Wordsworth
The German Nobel laureates Ruska, Windaus and Herzberg
From generousness to effortless cleverness
respect to Annie Lennox, Noel Redding, Kenny Everett
The efforts and achievements real people do
whether or not they succeed
Rest in peace, Beagle 2
Here's looking at you, admidst the stars I have to thank you
Tip my hat to Humphrey Bogart, the star of Casablanca
From Cab Calloway through to Louis Chevrolet
there's plenty more we ought to make sure we don't forget today

Love you,
we love you
Love you,
We love you, love you

Not many of us have a larger heart than
the founder of the American Red Cross, Clara Barton
so I beg your pardon for any omission
whether you're a secularist or whether you're Christian
whatever religion, whatever your differences
we're distant relatives so let us mend the division
Within gender, we're more than just men and just women
We may be different races but we're genetically kin and
we may be different ages but we still live
in the same seconds and minutes
No one's setting the limits
So let's end the tradition of splitting hairs
'cause the fission of follicles just isn't logical
Remember the mission
We're in it together

Love you,
we love you
Love you,
We love you, love you

 

[fox69]

"Sellout"

"Sellout"


In year 7 at school I remember that all I aimed to be
Was a professional rapper, gamer or comedian
Well guess what, mate? Today I'm all three of them
And we're saving up for payments to replace my faulty eardrums
I aspired to be "Eminem meets Monty Python"
With enough cash stockpiled to live my life on
And now I'm getting there I tell myself: "nice one"
While trolls send descriptions of the illness I should die from
Hello, is anybody home? Turn the lights on
Why do you think that you can tell me what to do in my song?
Don't construct a moral code that you expect me to adhere to
You're a mere shrew in a field of views
So I can't even hear you
Your opinion doesn't mean a thing to me
If I'd have listened to it, I wouldn't be in this industry
Wouldn't have made the friends I share a passion with
Travel with, make videos and have a stack of fun just rapping with

To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in

I rarely make a love song, prefer dropping lovebombs
But when it's time to spar, I'm the first to put the gloves on
Life is a prize fight for a shine of the limelight
And I'm loving every round of it, the Mike Tyson of my life
I remember dreading a 9 to 5, suit and tie
Talk about doing time, this was do or die
Socially acceptable type of suicide
Why should you or I let a single other human being rule our life
Life is an RPG, and we need more than XP
So larp with me; I won't charge a fee if you impress me
Do it deftly and there's no end to what you can get free
I love to chase success, I state that expressly
I've never compromised my mission or integrity
My mission is to do whatever I think's best for me
Eventually I'll write lyrics on flipping everything
Meanwhile I'll take a check to give the list a bit of editing

To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in

I'm not the Wolf of Wall Street
I'm just a Bull that's balls deep
In every opportunity for improvement I see before me
A song with product placement creates a complication
Even when accompanied by an honest statement
And if I want to be an honored statesman
I've got to make it proper blatant
So I'm only going to say it once:
My songs are entertainment, they're not a concrete statement
And if you take a rap track as fact, then you are mistaken
I'm not endorsing shit, unless I say it's good
I never have and never will tell a fib in exchange for paper
Perhaps your perspective would be turned round
If you'd assessed the prospective shit that I had turned down
I've spurned thousands of pounds from powerful people
'Cause I found out just how they're treating creatures and it isn't peaceful
So, to all my critics and my haters, God bless
I'm not a sellout, nah, I'm a success

To make a living playing games? Hell yeah!
To make a living saying things? Hell yeah!
To start my day by writing rhymes? Hell yeah!
To never work a 9 to 5? Hell yeah!
To be my own manager? Hell yeah!
To get rich off what I did when I was amateur?
I'm the one that's doing things, the rest of you are talking
How can I have sold out? I never bought in

 

[fox69]

"Shut Down"
(feat. Shizzy Sixx)

"Shut Down"
(feat. Shizzy Sixx)



[Shizzy Sixx:]
Good day to all Americans
I'm here with a catastrophe
And a number of questions to one I'm hoping will answer these
My name is Shizzy Sixx with the DB6 News

[Dan Bull:]
And I'm Dan Bull, here to discuss the issues

[Shizzy Sixx:]
OK, recently it seems America caused a blunder
Fallen under, suffered
The reason why is what we all have wondered

[Dan Bull:]
Capitol Hill were meant to passing a bill
About how America was splashing mils
But they were lacking the skill
Lagging until it was too late and shut down

[Shizzy Sixx:]
But now that it's shutdown and sundown
Dan, what now?

[Dan Bull:]
Well, first an urgent purge of federal workers
Essential ones will stay, the rest will be worthless

[Shizzy Sixx:]
Along with being worthless, with hungry mouths and stress
Do you have any idea how many people it'll affect?

[Dan Bull:]
Well, 800,000 are not deemed essential
So their diaries are gonna be real uneventful

[Shizzy Sixx:]
The eventual tears will be a lot to see
What exactly will this do the economy?

[Dan Bull:]
We will see a drop in stocks and profits immediately
The longer it goes on, the more it eats into the GDP

[Shizzy Sixx:]
Dropping quick as a DDT, I can't help but feel choked up
Dan, since you're in the office, care to explain what's the hold up?

[Dan Bull:]
Yeah, of course
The Democrats are in a never-ending spat
With the Republicans on just how to spend their tax

[Shizzy Sixx:]
And because that, we can't relax
There's drama here
Care to tell me what that has to do with Obamacare?

[Dan Bull:]
Well, some Republicans believe that social healthcare
Is so bad for welfare, they're ready to go out there
This is nail-biting stuff for Obama's cuticles
And equally key play for major pharmaceuticals

[Shizzy Sixx:]
Seems for some of these guys, being in office is unsuitable
I'd rather see them clean cars and never see a cubicle!
I'm sorry, I'm just enraged and took a slight detour
Now my next question is: has this happened before?

[Dan Bull:]
The last shutdown was nearly 20 years ago, lasting 21 days
So this appears to show that it could take a serious amount of time
To resolve what's a fuss about a dime

[Shizzy Sixx:]
Which is a shame, it's like a game
With our funds is being played
But during the whole fiasco, does the President get paid?

[Dan Bull:]
Yep
The President's still getting sent a paycheck
With everyone in Congress, it's a safe bet

[Shizzy Sixx:]
At this point, I just feel that America neglects me
But just to be sure, how does this whole thing affect me?

[Dan Bull:]
Well, in many ways you won't be left on your own
But won't be able to get a passport or federal loan
But despite the major changes that we're sure to see
It won't affect national or social security

[Shizzy Sixx:]
Well, I suppose that's a positive, diminishing the shame
But the biggest question here is:
WHO ARE WE TO BLAME?!

[Dan Bull:]
Yeah, who's responsible for digging this hole?
Well, opinion polls suggest them in control of Congress
While about 10% less blame the President for getting us into this bloody mess

[Shizzy Sixx:]
Well Dan, I appreciate you taking out the time
To elighten us here at DB6 at five, now
We wait to see if we're out of luck now
Or if power returns to the system to end this...
SHUTDOWN

 

[fox69]

"Silver Surfer Intermission"

"Silver Surfer Intermission"


Hey, I'm the Silver Surfer
And this is the, uh, the, the, the, the intermission
This is the part where we take a break from the music
And just chill a little bit, just, just, just, just relax
You know, come, come, come to terms with the fact
That we're listening to the greatest album of all time
And, and, and we do need a little breather occasionally
Absorb all that brilliance that's, that, that's soaked into us
Like bleach into a sponge that's been dropped into a sink
In need of cleaning for a long, long time

Anyway, that's the intermission over

 

[fox69]

"Skyrim Accident Helpline"

"Skyrim Accident Helpline"


Are you a Skyrim resident?
Had an accident that wasn't you're fault?
Then call the Skyrim Accident Helpline now

"I used to be an adventurer
But I took an arrow to the knee"
"I was right in a dungeon, with my companion
When he carelessly stepped on a pressure plate
And I was smashed in the face
With a spiky metal grid
I had to spend two weeks off work
Recoverin' in the Temple of Kynareth"
"I was in the middle of an epic battle
With a frost dragon
When I slipped on an icy patch it had made
And grazed my shin"

When restoration spells just aren't enough
Skyrim Accident Helpline can help you
Claim the compensation you deserve
There's no Fus
If you don't win
You won't pay a single Septim
So give us a shout on
Lun-lo-mey-vo-ov-aus
No lollygagging!

 

[fox69]

"Skyrim Epic Rap"

"Skyrim Epic Rap"


Who's rapping
Dovahkiin
Dragons?
I'm not over keen
I'll dice 'em like a knife slicing right thru an aubergine
My dragon shout flow is sweeter than a soda stream
You won't believe your eyes I'm like an overload of dopamine
A broadsword in one hand
And a magic spell in the other
I'm the last of the Dragonborn
There's no other my brother
So run for cover
If you got scales
Then I'm on your tail
And I will not fail
Like a free-roaming
Sandbox game
I'm off the rails-
I'll walk the trails-
Thru awful gales-
And storms of hail-
'til all the nails-
Are knocked into your coffin
I'm not stopping
'till you're impaled
And I've prevailed-
In the name of the Nords-
I pray to the Lords-
You'll all get a taste of the blade of my sword-
I'm taking on hordes of enemies
I face them with hoards of wepon'ry
They're draining my force-
So chemistry comes into play with retorts and recipes
Alchemixing like a DJ
Restoration restore my energy
My legacy-
Odyssey-
Elegy-
Prophecy's-
Written in heavenly bodies-
And buried with e-ver-ry body-
That ever did bother to mess with me-
Deading them terribly-
Horribly-
I'm a celebrity-
Honestly
You're a wannabe
I'm a prodigy
The suggestion you're better than me at being a warrior?
Ha!
Comedy
It's a gift to me
I don't just spit flames lyrically
But lit'rally
And the Elder Scrolls are scripts in which I've written your obitur'ry
I am the Dragonborn
Wearing a hat with bad-ass horns
I'm Dovahkiin-
Known globally-
You're nobody at all

 

[fox69]

"SOPA Cabana"

"SOPA Cabana"


I was born way back in 1986
I'm an old man now
But I remember how it used to be
Any now my grandchildren ask me

Grandad they say
Can you tell us what it was like
In the days of the Internet
You know, before SOPA
And I'd tell them

When was that? Hmm, let me see
Some time back in the early 21st century
I remember when the Internet was FREE
Behind my keyboard, people let me be

See, there used to be a thing called Freedom of Speech
We had freedom to teach each other, freedom to preach
Freedom to share culture and circulate ideas
Without the state trying to interfere, enter fear

We lost that freedom, not freedom as in free beer
But the freedom to be free from fear, even here
In the United Kingdom, the fact that I'm from England
Isn't a matter that matters to our new masters and kings

I was a chap who could sing and distribute my music
And like minded citizens could listen to it
I couldn't afford an orchestra, I was a poor performer
In more ways than one so I sought an alternate formula

Reinterpreted the media around me
Satirized the leaders' lies on found beats
Talked shop on top of a sample of a rock band
At least we used to, until rap got banned

At the SOPA
SOPA Cabana
The place where SOPA
SOPA can ban ya

We're At the SOPA
SOPA Cabana
The place where SOPA
SOPA can ban ya

You didn't have to act twisted to get your ass blacklisted
Just annoy a big business and get fisted
They had a vested interest in Congress
If one messed with them, then there'd be one less
Our representatives never represented shit

So the internet was history, this was the end of it
I remember it like it was yesterday
I guess that day, I was too lazy to investigate
The escapades of another state's government

Now I'm left to pay because the covenant
That they signed that day and ratified in law
Zipped our mouths up and took away our appetite for more!
I can't do much now about the way it is
But if I could go back and change things I'd say this

Truth is beauty
At least it used to be
And if you disagree with my views
Then you can sue me

In the meantime I'll keep using YouTube
Even if it means that I need to find a new medium
IRC, Darknets, so digital's down now?
I'll use pigeons and smoke signals