Chris Webby

[fox69]

"Best In The Burbs"

"Best In The Burbs"



I'm rollin' safe and sound
Easy as a blaze a pound
Put my middle fingers in the air
And never take it down
Writing raps for me is easy
I just play around
Hit em with these crazy adverbs and outrageous nouns
And still no labels found me and fuckin signed me yet
And though I grow impatient
I know my time is next
I'm a big dog, y'all are tiny pets
I'm an autobot, I got it tatted on my chest
Optimus Primes my motherfuckin bodyguard
So I hit em with these you can never stop me bars
I'm at the sake bar
Gettin blacked out
Till I wake up on the sidewalk passed out
The judge is tellin me this is my last chance
So I gotta stay grinding like a lap dance
Got bitches bendin over like they got a back cramp
Insert below the lower back tat, damn
I'm why your girlfriend lacks pants, huh
Steady, work her out like it's fat camp
Uh, yo, somebody grab a trash can
Shit, at least somewhere to ash man
I gotta dutch lit, rappin with soul
Leave you with a fat lip like you're packin some skoal
Cause I do it for the Franklins
I'm a blue whale and the games full of plankton
I'm a vet, a top threat
Known to rock sets
Tear it the fuck down for DJ Booth.net
Yes I'm ballin truly so y'all should shoot me
You can see me on that online call of duty
Smack booty, I'm rude and intrusive, hardly lucid
Hittin DJ Booth with that exclusive
I need no excuses
I spit that crack
Play fetch with the disc jockey bring that shit back
They said Asher's the best in the burbs
Well at least that's what they said
And that's for one reason
Cause they ain't heard Web
I make a mean song, plus I kick it from the head
Always buzzin off the ADD meds, HEMPSTEAD!
To CT you know I make the best studda
No Will Ferrel but you better step brudda
Ha, that's why your girl's ass bare
I hit it, and didn't pay for the cab fare
Now relax there, don't get pissed off
I'm the survivor on my island, and you been kicked off
Think this kid's soft? R.O.F.L
I got the look, got the swag, and a flow that sells
My reputation so excels so just stop
I do more then watch for sex, drugs, and rock
I'm silly and such, fillin a dutch
Battlin dudes who simply suck
Then go fuck Hillary Duff
Tryin to rap it with my dick in the butt
And spit fire, so I'm sorry Lizzie McGuire
See, I'm rappin past the throttle
I'll crack a bottle
So you better get the fuckin picture like a graphic novel
I got your little bastard boggled
You couldn't fuck with me even if we spittin at a brothel
Cause I be killin em like Hostile
Murderous with words
That's why they sayin Webby is the best up in the burbs

 

[fox69]

"Block To The Burbs"
(feat. Freeway)

"Block To The Burbs"
(feat. Freeway)



[Intro:]
Yeah, Webby
Freeway, yeah!
Block to the Burbs, man
If you nice, you nice
End of story

[Verse 1: Webby]
You see I'm reaping for the burbs, still I'm murdering verses
With Connecticut inserted in ink on my epidermis
Written in my skin later, with rhyming I've been greater
Writing lyrics on a piece of paper since a sixth grader
With my CD disc player, playing loud up in the Sony phones
With a style of the flowin' that I call my own
CT's what I call my home and I'm never leaving you
Put us on the map is what I need to do
And even through the hate and the criticism I take it and listen
But all you fakers are breakin' the way I rape 'em with lyricism
I stay with the clearest rhythm regardless of burb spot
Burbs to the blocks if you spittin' a verse hot
And that's all that matters, you either got it or not
Regardless of where you grew up, there with your mom and your pops
See I'm in it to the finish, never plottin' to stop
Rhyming heat, pilot seat, kamikaze the spot
Man you dope, or you probably not
I could body the block with nothing but a sixteen on the top
I'm like Tony Soprano when I rip it I bust flow in a suburban commando
And I'm bigger than Hulk Hogan
Check it I'm wrecking every consecutive second
In from Philly back to the 2-03 that's what we representing'
I've been destined to make it, and I won't stop 'til I get it
And now it's Freezer and Webby, two different worlds are connected

[Hook: Freeway]
Ride to the 'burbs, take a trip with me
We gon' cruise all around the world
Man, they hatin' when we visit, come around they girls
Visit burbs, visit ghettos all around the world
From the burbs to the block take a trip with me
We gon' cruise all around the world
When we visit try to keep us from around your girls
Visit burbs, visit ghettos all around the world

[Verse 2: Freeway]
One, it's an emergency, cowards tried to murder me
From the hood to the burbs every one of you people heard of Free-
Way, if it y'all that ain't heard of me
House old one, in '06 no burglary
Survived the rock split, continued to drop hits
These rappers continue to bite my shit, commit purger
Outer space bar treats are still spitting mercury
Flow is from outta this planet, women from Venus
Men are from whatever planet they think with they penis
Eat [?] bars [?] for me when they land it
'Nother panic, hit up Webby tell him, "Ready to canvas"
World trotter, I'm in Africa be back by the evening
Don't sweat it I will be there on behalf of the Beamer
Plus the Delta Sky team while I insist that I'm repping
When I fly that's who I fly with, I'm a diamond?
Any weather, I can [?] I'm on a jet [?] jetted
Back home they call me Chester, cause I get the cheddar
Yeah I get to the geen, I got my shit together
It's a national hustler, I still [?] rocks in the united states
Still bobblin' mecca, from the burbs to the ghetto
Word to the wise, never lie in your rap songs, learn from Geppetto
Pinocchio, tell lies and your nose grow
Me and Webby ride, get cheddy 'til we old folks

[Hook:]
Ride to the 'burbs, take a trip with me
We gon' cruise all around the world
Man, they hatin' when we visit, come around they girls
Visit burbs, visit ghettos all around the world
From the burbs to the block take a trip with me
We gon' cruise all around the world
When we visit try to keep us from around your girls
Visit burbs, visit ghettos all around the world

[Outro:]
From the Burbs to the Block
Burbs to the ghetto

 

[fox69]

"Bluer Skies"
(feat. Smokahantas)

"Bluer Skies"
(feat. Smokahantas)



[Intro:]
Yeah, y'know you think this is all there is to life sometimes
You grind so hard, huh, you forget, but I guess I'm moving onto bluer skies
Right

[Chorus:]
I'm moving on, I'm moving on
I'm moving on to bluer skies

[Verse 1:]
You see the life I used to live I don't know anymore
I'm a step away from not being broke anymore
I'm a grind so hard I don't even have a life
Used to have fun every night now I just write
Hit the booth, press record and I let my soul bleed
For these listeners like you, to critique, so you see
It's all I ever wanted, could've sworn that it was true
But sometimes I wonder if I do
Sessions in the studio goin' on till seven in the morning
Got me wondering if it's blue skies or storming
No time to kick it with the homies and all that
I'm sorry, I'm so busy, yo, I meant to call back
The people I grew up with, chilled and smoked blunts with
Now I got it back to the end, trust it
When I see you again, we'll roll up a dub
And go back to the way we was, it's all love

[Chorus:]
I'm moving on, I'm moving on
I'm moving on to bluer skies

[Verse 2:]
Staying up 'til the sunrise with my mind racing
Thinking to myself is this a dream worth chasing
Lost contact with friends 'cause of the grind
It's not that I don't got love, just no time
Mom and Dad, yo, I can't thank you enough
I know the past months have been rough, thanks for putting up
But your renegade son conduct disorderly
But no matter what I was doing you still supported me
Sorry that I don't call you as much as I should
But your boy is on the grind, non-stop, doing good
(It grooves down to D-Block and Dean Dash fell me)?
I know I'm doing something special, you ain't got to tell me
Following that bright light to fortune and fame
Sacrificing all I got to immortalize my name
Every single day I gotta put up a fight
But this the life that I asked for, right?

[Chorus:]
I'm moving on, I'm moving on
I'm moving on to bluer skies

[Outro:]
Keeping moving on
Gotta keep on moving on

 

[fox69]

"Blunt Ride Cypher (Interlude)"

"Blunt Ride Cypher (Interlude)"


[Freestyle:]
It’s Chris Webby, getting high as fuck right now
I’m hella sick, and no one knows what I’m infected with
So hi it’s nice to meet you
I’m the guy your girl been texting with
Evil rap nemesis, lighting up that heady shit
That’s potent as the poison in a fucking box jellyfish
In a box Chevy with the soldiers in my fellowship
Legolas and Aragorn cruising through Connecticut
Leave behind a trail of empty bottles and jealous chicks
Throw around bread, I’m on my Hansel and Gretel shit
A psychopath on a path of destruction
Popping Xanax til I’m seeing black
I better pass the Dutch Master I’m puffing
The first up the the mic but the last to the function
Stumbling drunk with a busty chick with a passion for sucking
East Coast, we don’t borrow your swagger for nothing
We’d rather start a battle instead of having a discussion
So pass it back to me, cousin
Shit I’m so nice I could spit this shit right here backwards in Russian!

No sound like the one I got
They can hear it anytime I rock
Cause all I got’s my balls and my word
And this baggie full of herb
And I’m coming for that #1 spot

I’ve always been a loose cannon
They say I rolled off of a pirate ship
High as shit, Bobby Costas, look how red my eyes’ll get
I’m out in Sochi, 720 to a flying split
And land all up in that vagina bitch, huh
See I be showing them what I can do with this shit
Yo what you think I was new to this shit?
Got a beautiful chick in the passenger seat
Giving head to me while I maneuver the whip
Vroom, rhyme book staying fucking full
Chemically Imbalanced, and fully fucking disfunctional

 

[fox69]

"Bounce"

"Bounce"



All you motherfuckers
Turn it up let it (bounce)
In the trunk let it (bounce)
Throw em up let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when
We verbally turn em out
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce now

In a crowd let it (bounce)
Turn it loud let it (bounce)
Blow em out let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when I
Show em what I'm about
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce

It's that evil rap nemesis Putting together sentences
Faster than that hedgehog Running on Sega Genesis
Higher than the hoops of Pegasus And let the pencil hit the paper
Harder than a bus, Jerome Bettis it
Let it be set it bit with the excellent rhetoric
My vernaculars spectaculous, step to me and I'll settle it
If mastery a language was the goal then I'm ahead of it
You can't connect the checks that I'm cutting down in Connecticut
My flow berserk rib cage gotta soulja's heart
Verbally a double barrel, shotty leave you blown apart
I'm such an animal they kick me off of Noah's Ark
Cause they keep on coming up Shorter than Napoleon Bonaparte
Me? I'm a tall dude never let you fall through
Hard as granite dammit, these bitches softer than dog food
Shoot em up R2 drop so many bars you,
Haters quit your job cause there's nothing to argue;
Now let it

Turn it up let it (bounce)
In the trunk let it (bounce)
Throw em up let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when
We verbally turn em out
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce now

In a crowd let it (bounce)
Turn it loud let it (bounce)
Blow em out let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when I
Show em what I'm about
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce

White boy rap sergeant buzz bigger than Cartman
Mentally a menace my brain's the size of a martian's
Used to be broke as fuck at the mall looking for bargains
Now I got a gold card (cha-ching!) charge em
Started off small now I do it for the masses
Spit it greater incinerate em burn em to ashes
Now these new college kids think that they can match it
bitch I drop classics all you droppin' is classes
Who needs Hofstra? Hip hop's my donna school
Hotter than my mamas macaroni with some gaba gool
Yeah I'm cocky as fuck, just being honest fool
Being modest isn't in a single molecule
In my whole body, who's touching me, nobody
Now I'm up on iTunes taking your money
Give a shit my nose runny cause I spit it so sick
Now bounce turn it up in the whip cause you know we gonna

Turn it up let it (bounce)
In the trunk let it (bounce)
Throw em up let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when
We verbally turn em out
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce now

In a crowd let it (bounce)
Turn it loud let it (bounce)
Blow em out let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when I
Show em what I'm about
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce

I'm that dude with a 40 while everybody sipping Rozay
No filter on my mouth not a thing I won't say
Check the clocks like Coldplay know what time it is
And my future still looking good like Marisa Tomei
Beating me? No way! bitch you better ease up
Who needs a label the only thing I'm signing is a free nut
I'm a beast why would I compete with these chumps
I'm an 8 ball they only equal the key bump
Keep my bars high rap in the car lots
Private school training at the school of hard knots
They pop the hard rock I'm making your jaw drop
So high, I'm up in the sky with Star Fox
Hip hop veteran rockin' with David Letterman
Bad to the bone you can check my damn skeleton
Webby ready as ever you better let me in
Come on bounce let me tell em again so just

Turn it up let it (bounce)
In the trunk let it (bounce)
Throw em up let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when
We verbally turn em out
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce now

In a crowd let it (bounce)
Turn it loud let it (bounce)
Blow em out let it (bounce)
Yeah bitch

This is what we do when I
Show em what I'm about
With the speakers to the
Maximum baby just let it
Bounce

 

[fox69]

"Bowser"

"Bowser"



Call me Bowser, hit em on the floor like boss bitch
It's inevitable that you step into my level that you gonna end up leaving with a loss bitch
Line in the sand I crossed it, grindin' til I'm exhausted, never gonna put the mic down I'm here right now so what you want bitch
Still here cause I flow rhymes, mixtape shit since 09'
Only white dude in the game who made it this far without a co-sign
Baby and now it's showtime, they telling me that yo' time
Freestylin' my destiny bitches I never wrote mine
So learn my fuckin' name, cause no we not the fuckin' same
I'm fighting for my life in the title just like the Hunger Games
Happy after my success, that Conneticut roughneck
Any time a beat gets killed they lookin' for me cause they know I'm the suspect
Leavin' competition upset, grabbin' they girl and we fuck yes
They steppin' to me in a battle and winning, that's like me passing a drug test
Shit will not happen, ready for action, grabbin' the mic and I'm gettin' it crackin'
No need for the braggin' I know that I'm dope and homie you ain't even a fraction
Or what I can do, I'm comin' for you, and steadily killin' the rappin', so fuck it I'm through, I'm pummeling crews and leaving the cypher laughing
Takin' bottles to the face til I'm like fuck man, so dirty my entourage follows behind me with dust pans
So slow it down, sippin' on my styrofoam
Trapped inside of Webby's world like Pauly Shore in Biodome
I roll an eigth of fire just so it can take me higher, molten lava flow and smokin' my volcanoe vaporizer
I haven't made it yet cause rap is full of politics, so all u politicians suck my dick until u swallow it
My dreams must have a Twitter account cause I'm a follow it, and any one or anything in my way ill demolish it
Motherfucking monster steadily rippin' it proper bitches so get to the chopper
Me and star rocker speakin' it lava breakin' badder than Tuco Salamanca
Killer in flow, bouncin' around like I'm Tigger I'm blow, spittin' it so outta control trippin' the dough, the slower u thinkin' the quicker I go
The pick of the litter with vigorous flow, keep them bitches titties jiggling yo
I stick and I go, I'm better than you, no matter how you try to figure it bro
The villian is back, killin' a track, won't stop til' I got me a million cash, listen to facts
R2 trigger attack, drop the magnificent rap
Gigity, gigity, gigity splat
The illest up in the vacinity's mad, killin' these bitches like Trinitiys back
But different in rythym so listen to that
So Mario should do is cardio and grab a flower, 'cause u'll need to throw some fireballs if you gon' step to Bowser

 

[fox69]

"Breaking News (Intro)"

"Breaking News (Intro)"


[Verse 1:]
I'm a beast on the mic
When I speak, when I write
Speak to the sight, OZ and a pike
I don't give a fuck that my jeans so tight,
Don't worry bout me go live your life
Just too nice, rock it I'll
No auto tune, just lots of skill
Crazy so says dr. phil
Rollin up and pop a pill
Do what I do
And I rep for the 2 to the 0 to the 3
I got it dude
Never hold back with the words I spew
Through my mouth aimed right at you
Through and through I'm that
You don't wanna try that
Can't see me like ya own eyelash
Snap on em like a venus fly trap
I'm back, best in the burbs
Kill the track with the excellent words
That I got in my brain, when I drop it insane
Top of the game, live and learn
Always drop the hottest
Cause you know that webby got it
Bein dope isn't a question
It's a fuckin pinky promise
I'm crazy, nothin but straight jackets in my closet
Roofy in myself with Zachary galifinakis
Higher than a rocket orbiting the rings of Jupiter
I'm the psychopathic illegitimate son of Lucifer

[Verse 2:]
Kill anything that I go and do
Come at me once and your dead
In the afterlife you'll be 0 and 2
It's fantasy to imagine me in a sober mood
Winnings what I chose to do
And I did and now it's game over dude
I'm the next white boy just to let you know
I grab a hold of the beat and I never let it go
That's why they buyin a ticket to come to webby's show
So grab a tampax, I got a heavy flow
Do what I does, always buzzed
Then say that I don't do drugs
Never been a day that I gave a fuck
So shut your mouth and tape it up
Rollin in with vitamins, vicadin, liquid nitrogen
So much fuckin weed that I'll prolly forget my lines again
Uhh, fuck, what was I getting at
I've lost my mind I'm surprised I still have my head attached
I get my razor in hand and you know I shred a track
So spread the mother fuckin word bitch webbys back.

 

[fox69]

"Brim Low"
(feat. Smokahantas)

"Brim Low"
(feat. Smokahantas)



Yeah, ya know
It's Chris Webby, uh (brim low)

[Chorus:]
When we rollin' in the whip after rollin' up a piff
And we all gon' get in free
Then I fill myself a cup, lean back with a dutch
Burn it down till it's hard to see
I'm a keep my brim low low low low low low low low
And ain't nobody gon' be botherin' me, no one botherin' me
So I'm a keep my brim low

[Verse 1:]
I keep my brim low, nobody's seein' me
I got a dutch rolled full of that greenery
Hoppin' out the scenery and spittin' the best
So hot you'll melt like the wicked witch of the west, yes
And now we rollin' up a fat one
Joint papers up in the wallet I always have one
Keef on the bowl pack, we gettin' high now
Brim low, pull the fitted to my eyebrows
Draggin' on a dutchie, I'm in my own zone
O-Z of Sour D and that homegrown
I don't fuck with no middies, just that headies
Twist it in a blizzie, now we gettin' dizzy
Crack open a fourty
Then roll yourself another we gon' party till the mornin'
That's how we get it goin'
Chris Webby number one supporter of that THC
My veins run green from all this weed
I'm so damn high I can barely even see
But I'm still burnin', take another pull
Wash down an Adderall with a Red Bull
Now I got my energy and I'm still blasted
Marijuana makes life so fantastic
It's more than a habit, it is an addiction
Can't imagine one day when I'm not twistin'
Brain moves slow, but I don't care
Everything blunt's worth it, nothing else compares
Mary Jane you are my baby, I'll take you as my lady
Until you take that last brain cell and I go crazy
Everything I been through, ain't know what to do
My first resort was turnin' to you, and now I'm burnin' with you
Go n' roll them windows up, now puff puff pass that lovely dutch

[Chorus:]
When we rollin' in the whip after rollin' up a piff
And we all gon' get in free
Then I fill myself a cup, lean back with a dutch
Burn it down till it's hard to see
I'm a keep my brim low low low low low low low low
And ain't nobody gon' be botherin' me, no one botherin' me
So I'm a keep my brim low

Keep my brim low
I'm a keep my brim low
I'm a keep my brim low
I'm a keep my brim low (low low low low)
I'm a keep my brim low (low low low low)
I'm a keep my brim low (low low low low)
I'm a keep my brim low (low low low low low low low low)

[Chorus:]
When we rollin' in the whip after rollin' up a piff
And we all gon' get in free
Then I fill myself a cup, lean back with a dutch
Burn it down till it's hard to see
I'm a keep my brim low low low low low low low low
And ain't nobody gon' be botherin' me, no one botherin' me
So I'm a keep my brim low

 

[fox69]

"Buddaflie"

"Buddaflie"


Ye, ye, ye, ye, yea.
Woo, let's go!

Come my lady,
Come come my lady.
I am the [?],
You can't trade me.
Hate me or love me I spit greatly.
Fuckin up the track,
My town is crazy.

I'll be back on the beat,
Back like the red seat
Reclined and now I'm puttin up my feet.
Heat
Is what I produce like rub and flint.
Punches gottcha seeing two like double mint.

I'm just trying to cop a dub
And split a dutch open.
Fill it with that Mary Jane
And start smokin'.
Rollin' that shit up and get blasted,
Smellin' so good in a bag
It's orgasmic.

Drop rhythms,
Pop pills till I'm trippin'
So high that my feet are liften off the ground like a magician.
Since I started flippin'
I just never stopped spittin'.
Now I am a brain surgeon on these pediatricians.

Stay whippin', 2 blunts down
And stay twistin'.
Keep my people closer than fingers in a mitten.
Verbal ammunition and you know I'm never missin'.
More fly than, Dancer, Cupid, Donnor and Blitzin.

I am Christian,
Last name is Webster.
Tear down the rap game
Insane and clever.
Buzzed off the cocaine,
Untamed as ever.
Come down harder than rain,
Spit flames for pleasure.

The X I got won't find you treasure,
It'll leave you rollin so hard
You'll leave in a stretcher.
Better than all these clowns,
Shit I'm blastin off,
I am the next, better Asher Roth.

With an unheard flow
I'm original,
CT Criminal,
Any opposition?
Minimal.
Get up in your face,
Not a message is subliminal.
Battle with me,
Is simply not winnable.

I am the pinical of white raps
Since I started to write tracks
Blowing up knuckles
And fight back.
I like that.
I might blast off to the moon,
Smokin piff for a night,
Capped off dogs, so light that.

Puff puff pass till you fall on your ass.
Quicker than silver
And more fast than the flash.
I'm a go kill em with my flow
While their ready to go.

So bro, you know you can't rap with me.
Your about as hard as a virgin dackquory.
Spit some shit,
Swear to god I was black, yah see.
But I'm a white boy outta the academy.

I master beats,
Who could spit it after me.
So if your looking for the best bitch
Ask for me.
I'm a youngster,
The next rap from the rug like bow wow
If he was white and on drugs.

And if his tracks didn't suck,
But they does
So I'm a be a whole lot better than he was.
I'm buzzed,
You'll now that hes bad,
Like Amy Winehouse before the rehab.

Poppin' 3 tabs
I'm made like (dog jeckle?).
Bump up the base line
And you know I rock treble.
Number one hip hop rebel.
You know what I meant,
Illest MC of European decent.

Holla, I'm Nice, I'm Nice, oh, whoa whoa, let's go.

 

[fox69]

"Bulletproof"
(feat. Joell Ortiz)

"Bulletproof"
(feat. Joell Ortiz)



[Intro x2:]
I’m going in for the kill
I’m doing it for a thrill
I’m hoping you’ll understand
And not let go of my hand

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I’m bulletproof fully equipped Kevlar skeleton
To slaughter rap veterans and stepping to get ahead of ‘em
I’m deadly as ever when I’m severing the heads of any
Competitor stepping and only show ‘em if they have weapons let ‘em in
Call me Spartacus ‘cause I’m swinging for the fences
With a bulletproof flow and a razor sharp sentence
Say it ‘cause I meant it… copy paste edit
Rap sheet long as the Lord of the Rings credits
I upset it when I said it and shred up all of these pathetic
Excuses for hip-hoppers it’s over as soon as I get it
Poison dart frog venom rap deadly
In a Nissan Honda Chevy
It’s Joell Ortiz and Webby
And this time around they’re not ready
‘Cause I’ve got my wanted level up like Tommy Vercetti
No Vice City but I’ll show you quite quickly
What it’s like to look up at the lights if you fight with me

[Hook: La Roux and Chris Webby]
This time baby I’ll be… bulletproof
We be to hard with it
This time baby I’ll be… bulletproof
Too many dope bars with it
This time baby I’ll be… bulletproof
Kevlar with it, so don’t start with it
We got our hearts in it, lyrical semi automatic (popopopopopop)

[Verse 2: Joell Ortiz]
Say my name say my name
From a student of the game to a lame’s claim to fame
Throwing shots at Joe’ll make you hot they taking aim
But I’m the best vest bulletproof like Adam Sandler and Damon Wayans
You throw a jab I’ll weave
You throw a hook I jump this ruckus gut and turn your mug to dust with an uppercut
You’re fucking nothing praisers be gay they ain’t nothing much
When I was playing cops and robbers they jump double dutch
When I was on the block with armor
I watch those suckers duck and take the back streets on the block where I was bust a nut
With a big busted slut fucking with a bubble butt
When niggas mouth ran I’m the one who shut it up
I treat rap like the tracks the same rules apply
Mention Ortiz and I reply when it’s just you and I
No cameras no crowds no music guys
My gun says you ain’t bulletproof
Let’s see if my Ruger lie

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Chris Webby]
You couldn’t hit me with a hollow tip
Even if you graduated with a sniper scholarship
Acknowledge it and fuck the politics
Cause if they need respect in my conglomerate
Then I'mma hit ‘em with a soccer kick
This ain’t the world cup
I got ‘em worked up
The mutant ninja rappers back
Bitches Surfs up
Cleats on tear the earth up
You heard yup
I cop trees and serve blunts then break it down and I burn up
Then burn down no way that you can stop me
Them beating me is as likely as seeing a jewish nazi
So I leave ‘em sleeping with the fishes like they Luca Brasi
‘Cause I love the fucking game in fact I think that cupid shot me
Juice and saki in my cup now who could touch this
The haters saying that that better must be dusting
‘Cause I ruggedly make love to beats
No condom when I bust it
Then I post it up on YouTube and Twitter just for the public

[Hook]