Chris Webby

[fox69]

"Way Of Life"
(feat. D. Lector)

"Way Of Life"
(feat. D. Lector)



[Sample]
Never let you out of my sight
Be it day, be it night
You belong to me, that's the way it will be wrong or right

[Intro: Chris Webby]
You belong to me now
It's just gotta be that way, you know?

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
Listen hip-hop, I've been chasing you for quite sometime now
And now I got you where I want you, shit it's you and I now
You've been fucking around with every other dude
While I made all these mixtapes for you, listen boo
I'mma never let you down, I'mma roll for you
I would get on one knee and propose to you
Shit I've spent my whole life trying to prove that I was worthy
But if you ever cheat on me, your dead bitch, you heard me?
Huh, to see you fucking around with other dudes has got me going nutty
Because you know their only in it for the money
I would stand with you though think and thin
Bitch I hope you're listening
You got me second guessing the reality I'm living in
Because you're my way of life
Think about you day and night
Because of you now I finally got my paper right
But I've seen what you do to your other boyfriends
Build them up until their at the top and then destroy them
One minute your hot at the club popping Rosé
And next thing you know your scrubbing floors at Chipotle
Baby you're a bitch, yes I love you but I hate you
You think she's loyal for a second then she fucking plays you
Huh, a shot at you, I had to take it
Because you got me infatuated, I graduated from a nobody to a damn MC
And I'mma hold you down bitch you better stand by me
Yeah

[Hook]
You are my way of life
The only way I know
You are my way of life
I'll never let you go

[Verse 2: D. Lector]
This isn't music, it's a way of life
When haters bite
They pay the price
I'll take your mic
And stab your face in twice
But it ain't a 8-inch stainless knife
So say goodnight
I'll stay and fight
Like Dana White
The way I write
Is crazy hype
You say your nice
Uh, but we ain't alike
Ray of light
Playing a pipe
Just bent the game over
Never spent a day sober
So I've yet to catch a hangover
Ford Mustang frame with the train motor
I wanna change lives
You want a chain and a Range Rover
I gotta son, spending money I don't have yet
Mad stress, no assets
Just hope dreams and past debt
Trying to stack cheques and snap necks
Because I know cash rules everything around me, ask meth
I gotta get it, while I can before its too late
Fuck a cube steak
I just ate some dudes face
On Route 8
I'm super baked
Losing it, these bath salts stupid, zooted, jupalooted
Hip-hop why you diluted with this useless music?
I'm anti-radio, anti-autotune
Fuck that, I'm anti all of you
What's wrong with you to do what I was taught to do
Slaughtered cruse, Talking rude, hopper too [?]
But I feel fucking awesome dude
People often snooze, so why you daydream
I'm your worst nightmare, or at least it may seem
I've been screaming death to mainstream since I was eight teen
Mother fucker

[Hook]

 

[fox69]

"WDGAF"
(feat. Gorilla Zoe)

"WDGAF"
(feat. Gorilla Zoe)



[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck

[Verse 1 - Chris Webby:]
I don't give a fuck steppin' the party already sloppy
Adderall and E pills just watch me
Got my flippin' like rice and hibachi
Ninja turtle and the gorilla no one can stop me
Yo Zoe come here I think this chick wants to fuck you
Finish your beer I'm a take a little brunette friend
And pull my pants down and see if home girl has a handlin'
Pull back NDMA G's up hoes down till we roll for days
Doc says I got a hole in my brain
But I just need to rub a room mother fucker
Cause I'm flowin' insane
Split flames like a dragon what
Two balls so big I gotta drag my nuts
Trojan ultra thin I wrap it up
Now shorty come here and just back it up

[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
Then we don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck

[Verse 2 - Gorilla Zoe:]
Goin' to the party in an old school Chevy
Man young Chris Webby got yo bad ho ready
In a NDMA got her showin her titties
Shorty shake that shit
Want a god damn feely
I'm a kill that pussy Die Hard Bruce Willis
Bring her home girl with you let two girls kiss it
It's a one night stand and I'm not gon' miss it
Hit a nigga on twitter I don't give a no didda
And I don't give a fuck like a virgin do
And I don't wanna fuck like some fuckin' too
Menage-a-trois y'all know I do
She say fuck me I wanna fuck her too
Turn it around baby tilt ya butt up
Talk too much shorty shut the fuck up
I brought you to the party just get you fucked up
And we can't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck

[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
Then we don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck

[Verse 3 - Chris Webby & Gorilla Zoe:]
I'm never givin' a fuck I'm livin' it up
Rem blowin' in my eye brow sippin' a cup
Me and Zoe now they picturin' us
Circus fucks stumblin' around
Lookin' for some bitches to fuck
They're like "Oh my god that's disrespectful!"
Don't blame me it's a mother fuckin' pencil
Get it in my hand and I go straight mental
Tiger blood runnin' through my veins like a Bengal
Didn't see this comin'
Then quick on the brake got the whole place jumpin'
Fuck you bitch I am not fist pumpin'
Middle finger in the air like fuck you dunnas
What? Now we don't give a fuck
See your middle fingers up
If you don't give a fuck

[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
Then we don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck

 

[fox69]

"WDGAF (We Don't Give A Fuck)"
(feat. Gorilla Zoe)

"WDGAF (We Don't Give A Fuck)"
(feat. Gorilla Zoe)



[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck

[Verse 1: Chris Webby]
I don't give a fuck steppin' the party already sloppy
Adderall and E pills just watch me
Got my flippin' like rice and hibachi
Ninja turtle and the gorilla no one can stop me
Yo Zoe come here I think this chick wants to fuck you
Finish your beer I'm a take a little brunette friend
And pull my pants down and see if home girl has a handlin'
Pull back NDMA G's up hoes down till we roll for days
Doc says I got a hole in my brain
But I just need to rub a room mother fucker
Cause I'm flowin' insane
Split flames like a dragon what
Two balls so big I gotta drag my nuts
Trojan ultra thin I wrap it up
Now shorty come here and just back it up

[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
Then we don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck

[Verse 2: Gorilla Zoe]
Goin' to the party in an old school Chevy
Man young Chris Webby got yo bad ho ready
In a NDMA got her showin her titties
Shorty shake that shit
Want a god damn feely
I'm a kill that pussy Die Hard Bruce Willis
Bring her home girl with you let two girls kiss it
It's a one night stand and I'm not gon' miss it
Hit a nigga on twitter I don't give a no didda
And I don't give a fuck like a virgin do
And I don't wanna fuck like some fuckin' too
Menage-a-trois y'all know I do
She say fuck me I wanna fuck her too
Turn it around baby tilt ya butt up
Talk too much shorty shut the fuck up
I brought you to the party just get you fucked up
And we can't give a fuck if you don't give a fuck

[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
Then we don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck

[Verse 3: Chris Webby & Gorilla Zoe]
I'm never givin' a fuck I'm livin' it up
Rem blowin' in my eye brow sippin' a cup
Me and Zoe now they picturin' us
Circus fucks stumblin' around
Lookin' for some bitches to fuck
They're like "Oh my god that's disrespectful! "
Don't blame me it's a mother fuckin' pencil
Get it in my hand and I go straight mental
Tiger blood runnin' through my veins like a Bengal
Didn't see this comin'
Then quick on the brake got the whole place jumpin'
Fuck you bitch I am not fist pumpin'
Middle finger in the air like fuck you dunnas
What? Now we don't give a fuck
See your middle fingers up
If you don't give a fuck

[Hook:]
If you don't give a fuck
Then I don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
If you don't give a fuck
Then we don't give a fuck
So we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck
No we don't give a fuck

 

[fox69]

"We Made You"

"We Made You"


Man, I don't even know what I'm doin in this motha fuckin booth right now)

Haha, let's go!

[Chorus:]
When you walk in the room, it is clear to see
I'm the one, with the bong, and the bag of weed
I'm a pothead
And everybody knows it's so drop dead
If you will oppose it
I'm the one whose burning

Back by popular demand
Wait no not yet, no one even knows who I am
But I'm the White Noise and I'm kickin it again
Kick em to the curb as I stick it to the man
Chris Webby, check the Johnathan Hancock
Walk around buzzed on and pot
Got so many lyrics, when I drop it I can't stop
Find me a biddy and I'm watching her pants drop
Whoa, start unzipperin now
There's no way I be simmerin down
But I be Donkey Kong and I'm a hit em with a simian pound
Keep buzzin like a sippian
Wow now, Kowabunga
When I come and hit em from the under
Round make sound like thunder
Quaint as the weather in a tundra
Stunned ya cause I'm rappin I'll
It'll really make ya wonder

[Chorus]

I'm the illest white rapper on 20 muscle relaxers
Sniffin anthrax just to feel the shit faster
I'm fuckin jedi master no need for a blaster
My lightsaber will leave none standin after
I swing it around and cut everyone to fractions
Keep em in a pile then drive away laughing
I think that I lost it, I can't explain my actions
Neither can the therapist, he says that I'm on crack
And I only have to agree cause I been smoking that
Since I was like 6 sittin on Santa's lap
Askin for my own prostitute and a bat
So I can knock her out and jerk off on her rack
A little animal is what the fuck I was
Poppin Ritalin, tattling, just to get a little buzz
Fuck, what was I even talking about? Uh...
Oh yeah, where was I? Kids, don't do drugs

[Chorus]

And that's why
My dutch
I've never had enough
So I'm a roll me up another once I finish this up
And that's why
My brain
Is now completely fucked
So I have no idea why I am even saying this stuff

I'm a young buck, fucked up, trashed like a dump truck
With bundles of smelling like a skunks butt
Slaughter any dumbfuck, messing with the come up
Like Mario with a green shroom, got 1up
On anybody cause you know I flow a dope
Walk around with a cane, beatin up older folk
I'm just looking for a pair of titties I can motorboat
Or a bottle of penicillin so I can overdose
Comatose mother fucker and the morning wood
Raspy ass voice sounded like Donald Duck
Mad Game, Crazy, rolling with a lot of sluts
Pop so many pills, who would know what I could vomit up?
Hanukkah to Ramadan, I got a bomb tickin
Goin on and on, who would stop at my mission?
Murder Robin Hood, fuckin choke him with my belt
And I steal from the rich and keep it for myself

[Chorus]

Get High High High
Get High High High
Get High High High
Get High Get High

 

[fox69]

"Webby's World"

"Webby's World"


Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls,
Get your boarding passes ready.
I'm about to take you to a place
You ain't ever been before.
Where insanity is the norm
And you can party all damn day.
Follow me!
(Ha ha...)
Step into my world.

[Chorus:]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Come and drift in space
Bring you to a different place,
Where it is crazy,
Everybody here got explicit taste.
Every girl is beautiful,
And I could fuck all of them.
'Cause it's Webby's World,
What else are they gonna call it son?
No one's locked up
'Cause everybody's good people.
No one stops the partying
'Cause every drug is legal.
Ha! We puff blunts
Fatter than a sumo.
Till we gettin' lifted
Like the roof
Higher than Pluto.

'Cause Webby's World is deep within
The parallel dimensions.
So follow me
If you begin to lose your sense of direction.
Webby's World is hard to find
Unless you know the address
And only I know it
So forget searching on MapQuest.
This is madness,
I need my perscriptions
Before I start flippin',
A Vicodin should fix him.
You could try to understand what I envision,
But ain't nobody enter into the mind of Christian.

[Chorus:]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

I live in the future,
So you are history.
I'm so original
That nobody could mimic me.
Don't front to back
Kill it with my symmetry.
Like a drunk driver,
I stay hittin' trees.
Touch down
On the surface of my planet,
Disabled tractor beams
Cruisin' steady as I land it.
A martian like Weezy,
Homie I'm just tellin' facts.
We're both hunted by
The mother fuckin' Men in Black.

So come adventure
With the Mutant Ninja Rapper.
Outdo Shredder,
'Cause I learned it from my master.
Splinter taught me how to kill it
With all of my adverbs.
Now my word play
Is enough to knock you backwards.
Pop a pill
And step into reality,
Start seein' like me,
Fuck gravity.
Follow me,
I hope you're ready girl.
I'm a bring you up to Webby's World.

[Chorus]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

Once you step into my world
You never leave.
Now jump into the world of make believe.
Tricks up my sleeve,
Now get lifted,
To a place where reality is twisted.
Nothing's what it seems,
And everything is opposite.
I will take the lead,
And baby you should follow it.
'Cause where I'm going,
You need to come.
Time to blast off now,
3, 2, 1.
Like...

[Chorus:]
Come, come with me.
I got anything you need.
Just follow my lead,
You'll leave early
But you see...
It's insanity.
So just step into my world.
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.
Come, follow my steps.
No, you won't be ready
For whatever's coming up next.
We got music, drugs, and sex.
Come join on my quest,
So just step in on my world,
I'd like to welcome you to Webby's world.

(Yep... yep...)

 

[fox69]

"Webster Morgan"

"Webster Morgan"


[Intro]
You know, I just be fucking killing beats, ya know?
Killing beats, man
That's what I do, yessir

[Verse 1]
Giving your adrenaline a rush
Yo, it's Webby, listen up
Italiano on the mic, eating spaghetti in a cup
When I bust, can't label it
Crazy sick and I'm dangerous
Pesci up in a scorsese flip
I'm never taking shit
Take a rip from the Dutchie and pass it to the left
Chiropractor on the beat, I get it cracking like your neck
Swagger of a vet, keep these characters in check
Like Japan's nuclear reactors, I'm a threat
To the entire Northern Hemisphere
Let Ennim know that Webby's here
Chugging Belvedere, then I follow it with Everclear
Got them like "My God" them beating me
That shit don't make sense like Helen Keller with an iPod
Top my fioso, drinking a Four Loko
Hit them with that dope flow, bullet time, slow mo
Born in ochenta y ocho, Han Solo
Always chasing pussy like a dog, call me Todo
Fuckers better feel the flow, ain't no big pussies in my team
Just a poly and a Silvio, kill it though
Here we go, flowing it sick, boning your chick
I'm the 23 year-old Al Capone in this shit
Holding the chips, rolling up over a sip
Even people on the needles aren't doper than this
They formerly know me as Chris, now I'm transforming

[Hook]
Beat serial killer, Webster Morgan
Not a blood spatter analysis, just the type to strike fear
Giving all these punk rappers paralysis
And they mad at this because I'm finally getting big
And I no longer need a dollar like I did
Since I was a kid, I knew I had a purpose on this planet
So I always played the hand I was dealt, somethin' like Gambit
'Til I ran shit, all in with my damn chips
Got 'em scared to ante up, they folding like a pamphlet

[Verse 2]
Slicker than a Slip 'n Slide, leaving crowds mystified
Janitor at a rodeo, push that bullshit aside
This is why Webby be colossal with the flow
The next generation of Sopranos with the flow
Run shit, Lucky Luciano with the flow
Not taking a math test but I'm a problem and you know
I'm a pro, with the rhythm and I'm always gonna rock it, man
Labels fighting over me like Elien Gonzalez, fam
This is what I do, spit raps and blow trees
In the 203 with your girl on both knees
So who you think you're trying, kid?
Got the heart of a lion beneath some iron ribs
Rolling deeper than a Giant squid
Do it big, shootouts at high noon
Beat killer, the fucking Ted Bundy of iTunes
When an instrumental's looking right, I go and get the butcher knife
And cut it up until I need a hook to write
Went from a '98 Altima and got a tinted black Camaro
Always sipping bottles of rum like Jack Sparrow
Young Rob DeNiro who charges like a pharaoh
More deadly than a Lego wasp with a loaded quiver of arrows
Bowser's back up in this bitch, the bad guy
So when I steal your princess, you don't gotta ask why
I'm a beast and I show it through everything I'm recording

[Hook]
Beat serial killer, Webster Morgan
Not a blood spatter analysis, just the type to strike fear
Giving all these punk rappers paralysis
And they mad at this because I'm finally getting big
And I no longer need a dollar like I did
Since I was a kid, I knew I had a purpose on this planet
So I always played the hand I was dealt, somethin' like Gambit
'Til I ran shit, all in with my damn chips
Got 'em scared to ante up, they folding like a pamphlet

Yeah!

[Outro]
And that's it, ya know?
I just be, uhh, fucking killing beats
It's what I do, it's my M.O
Ya know, it's-
I don't know how to do anything else so fuck it
Heh! Webster! Yeahh

 

[fox69]

"Webster's Laboratory (Intro)"

"Webster's Laboratory (Intro)"



Welcome, welcome,
I'd like to welcome you all to Webster's Laboratory
I'll be your host for the evening,
Chris Webby if you didn't already know,
Step right in, let me show you around real quick,
Ha, let's cook some shit up
(Ehhhuh ehhhuh)

Yeah, yeah,
It's that verbal visionary, criminally, literary,
Spit it clever bitch it's Webster you can check me on the dictionary,
Under author credits, I'm the author get it?
Mind sharper then a cutlass that I'll saw your head with,
So authentic Donald Trump's is my apprentice,
Shave his fucking comb over off his head and made my exit,
They can't see me cause me see dyslexic,
Cooking acid tabs in my omlette during breakfast,
Three moves in Tetris, nah, but I got a triple stack,
I'm talking E pills till I can't remember jack,
Shit, rolling with aliens like men in black,
Reppin' for Connecticut, run and tell Kemba that,
I'm a dirty dog down to fuck your lady raw,
Roll a j and sour d get twisted like a crazy straw,
I'm a motherfuckin beast off the leash
Until the obituaries say that Webby is deceased,
Killing beats call a priest, they can't censor me, cause if they try,
The whole fucking song will be a bleep,
I'm a chief like Squanto, skin tone blanco,
Rolling on these bitches or better stash to Rondo,
Rolling up cilantro, rolling in a Bronco,
Running people over like it's Grand Theft Auto,
CT to Cabo, I'm killing them with hot flow,
Getting paid and spending more money than the lotto, easy

So you see, here in Webby's Lab,
I'm gonna be hitting you with a lot of samples, some industry beats,
All cooked together with a nice topping of dope lyrics,
Oh yeah and it's free, courtesy of Datpiff, and myself of course,
The album's coming soon so buy that, but until then, enjoy this

Yeah, it's that wacky highly underrated rapping Caucasian,
I'm not in it for the fame and the money but shit I'll take em,
I've been waiting here patiently while others got big,
Now I'm like, "Pick me coach, I'll slaughter these kids",
I'm so hungry you can hear my fucking stomach through my ribs,
Call it dibs on the title let me show em what it is,
I'm wrecking tracks doing shows and getting cash, huh,
I'm Triple X way too big for any freshman class,
It's in my repertoire, every single bar is hard,
Spittin' fire like I'm the human version of Charizard,
Or super smash brother, make that money stack brother,
Stick my dick in instrumentals kill em on my last rubber,
Motherfucker what, long as I can bust a nut all over a track
And then I'm bouncin' with a couple sluts,
Not to be derogatory but you need to drop it shorty,
Take em panties off I'm in that ass like a suppository,
Pop a 40 and chug until I'm puking all over the rug,
Never sober rollin' a bud, master of the multi-syllable raps,
No one's iller in fact with a precision Reggie Miller would bet, huh,
I'm just a Looney Tune way more rude than you,
And if you don't like what I'm doing, sue me dude,
I have an ever and I'll never give an F word,
Cooking shit up in the lab like Dexter

So boys and girls, 6 mixtapes deep,
And I still haven't lost my touch as you can see, you know,
I just really wanna say thank you to everyone that supported me this far,
I feel like it's really time to take this shit over, ninja swag bitches,
So again, welcome to Webster's Laboratory, and have a lovely fucking day, yeah.

 

[fox69]

"Webster's Revenge"

"Webster's Revenge"


Aw shit
Uh, uh
Yeah
Uh
I am not Simba, I am Mufasa
Roar so loud that it shakes the casa
Blowin' more lines than Vinny Chase and Sasha Grey
A lot to say with penne a la vodka
Woof, woof
On my plate to eat it then I
Woof, woof
Spit like a bulimic
Raw bile on a track but you better believe it
Webby half robot call me General Grievous
Tryina be a millionaire, steppin' to Regis
Killin' competitors I'll leave ya skeleton deep six
Go too hard you can tell when the beat hits
I write a whole page while you pencil a prefix
Woof, woof
No jokin' homie
[Cough], I gotta quit smoking bogeys
Real hip hop, never quote the phonies
USDA checked what you wrote's baloney
Spaz on the track and show 'em what I'm a do
I'm a certified dude from my fitted to my shoes
Makin' kissy faces at bitches like Pepe Le Pew
Tryina get 'em from the bar to my fuckin' bedroom
Asshole rap I'm a douchebag still
Drinkin' like a pirate Bootstrap Bill
Brain fucked up on these two fat pills
If I don't got 'em I know a dude that will
I'm nice and I will never lose that skill
Spit truth you never head a dude that real
When I woof woof like a fuckin' dragon
Make love to a beat need a bunch of Magnums
Step to the rappin' call it a stand off
These Frodo Baggins ain't fuckin' with Gandalf
Pitbull rap, I'm a bite your hand off
She was your girlfriend now she takin' her pants off
Uh, uh, then I stuck it in her
So damn hard that she's fuckin' injured
Skin tone white like I'm stuck in winter
Body covered in ink like I fucked a printer
Ya better step go find a stairwell
Turbulence incoming hittin' an air swell
Tell my haters farewell
Cause them beating me
That's like seein' Pauly D without hair gel
Stay up in the booth like Snooki when she's tanning
Fuck J Woww right here where I'm standing
Guidos getting famous when I'm on the grind and makin' hits
I lift my shirt and show 'em what the situation is
Uh
Let me take it down a notch
For real
I think a blood vessel just popped
Uh
But I'm a do it 'til my heart stops
Load a sniper rifle baby take your best shot
Rah
I spit cold as sub-zero
I'm Hendrix, ya'll just playing Guitar Hero
Who else is givin' you this many free tapes?
No one
I'm on a roll like a Philly Cheese Steak, ha
Ease off the flow, it's too dope
Every single quote is going right at your throat
Every single musical note that I wrote
Will have you bobbin your head until your neck broke
I'm the most
Underrated dude up in the circuit
But I'd rather be that than overrated final verdict
Cause I'm nice
I say it all the time so I know you heard it
In my personal opinion, I'm perfect
Ha
Now who fuckin' with Webby
Bubble in the answer if you wanna test me
Get buns every day of the week so let's see
All I gotta do is send 'em a poke on FB
It's me
Another animal up out the cage
Grapple a beat like I was Diamond Dallas Page
Hey! Connecticut's finally in play
So press the start button and watch me wreak may
Hem on any motherfucker in my way
Just another Jabbawockie to slay
Mayday
I got a lyrical resume and it states
Uh shit, I forgot
I've been high for days
I climb the stage
Jump out, crazy as hell
Rep New England like Tom Brady himself
Take a little Weird Al and some Shady as well
Get brains
You should see the way my cranium swells
Oh my god
Is he openly talkin' about fellatio?
What, you think I came here to talk you fuckin' crazy ho?
Hit your knees open your mouth or we can take it slow
Meanin' you should leave
Sorry babe that's just the way it go
Oh
I'm really running out of breath
I'm like 4 bars away from death
So I'll give you 2 more just to show you how dope I can rap
And since you prolly missed half the lines I said run it back
Ha
Like I said run it back
Uh, uh
Like I said run it back
Uh, uh
Like I said run it back
Rah!

 

[fox69]

"Weirdo"
(feat. Miss Daja)

"Weirdo"
(feat. Miss Daja)



[Intro: Chris Webby & Miss Daja]
Hey Ms. Daja... alotta people been tellin me I'm a weirdo
Really?... I get that alot too, I don't understand why
Well let's get weird on em then huh?
Ohhh less go

[Verse 1: Miss Daja]
I like dancing in the dark
Drink when I'm drving my car
Spend all my money on clothes
Am I a weirdo?

Wear make up to go to bed
But I only sleep naked
Say anything in my head
Am I a weirdo?

I like to think of myself, as cool
But you gon' say wrong
Cause I'm not you
Put my hands up do you hang loose?
But you gon' say I'm wrong
Call me a weirdo

[Hook: Miss Daja]
Oh oh oh oh weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I think I'm normal
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo oh

[Verse 2: Chris Webby]
Ay yo wheres my adderall?
You see I'm weird it don't matter to me
Not being like you is what I happen to be
When I go I'm rappin a beat, I'm blazin shit
Because webby gets weird al yancovich

Uh all my sanity is stepped away
I wear ninja turtle tshirts everyday
I got cartoons tatted all over my whole body
Am I a weirdo... (duh) prolly

I got two pet turtles and a frog
A gravity bong and a fluffy white dog
Living in the attic in my parents house
I get drunk watching nickelodian on the couch

Transform running when I hear the beat
Even if strange is what I appear to be
I give true to myself and it's clear to see
That if your not a weirdo, then your weird to me

[Hook: Miss Daja]
Oh oh oh oh weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I think I'm normal
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo oh

Oh oh oh oh weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I think I'm normal
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo

[Verse 3: Chris Webby]
I'm weird, bizarre, strange and different
All my weirdos stay and listen
Fittin in, I'm just not with it
Am who I am, and I love it live it
W-e-I-to the r-d
Am I normal? hardly
Nerdy, loser, stoner, artsy
Let's show em' weirdos are the life of the party

And I'm back to spit
Saying that I'm not normal is accurate
But I be normal to me, so just shut your lips
And if you don't like my style, suck my dick

I walk around in boxers half the day
I am a bum, who would care what I have to say
But they still press play
So you know what?
If you not a weirdo, you better step your game up WHAT?

[Hook: Miss Daja]
Oh oh oh oh weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I think I'm normal
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo oh

Oh oh oh oh weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo
Oh oh oh oh I think I'm normal
Oh oh oh oh I'm not a weirdo

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[fox69]

"What Good Am I"

"What Good Am I"



Yeah
Planet's fucked up man
Human beings are the worst thing that happened
To this all Mother Earth baby
This is what it is, uh

The world we're livin' in, this shit is messed up, sometimes I feel like God packed up and left us,
Terrorist killing people for no reason, the good die young while evil's still breathing,
I can't even turn the news on, all you hear about is dangerous people creating new bombs
Serial killers and natural disasters, I'm just prayin' there be some pieces to put together after
Oil spills after hurricane Katrina, Kim Jong I'll sending threats from North Korea
The middle east, war in the streets, people strapping bombs cause of their religious beliefs
Killing others by the dozen, as the human race falls victim to our own self destruction
We gotta change the way we live cause it's the same fucked up world that I'll be leaving to my kids, man

How the fuck am I supposed to raise a family here, man?
How can I leave what we got, give it to my kids like... crazy
Sometimes it's nothin' but bad people, nothin' but bad things goin' on, ah?
Fuck... What can I do, you know? What can I do?

We gotta make a change, it's our duty we're raping the planet of it's resources and beauty
Gangs kill each other on American soil, while we destroy entire ecosystems drilling for oil
I know times change, the shit evolves, but I remember forests and now the mini malls
Mother Earth been givin' us a warnin', what happens when the ice caps melt from global warmin'?
Some of the most majestic creatures on this planet, are hunted till the point the population's nearly vanished
Gunned down for recreational activity, and now can only be found at zoos and captivity
We've just become too technologically advanced, at this rate the earth never stood a chance
The Mayans say our time is almost done, so if 2012 is true I guess we had a good run right?

Yeah
2012 man, it's coming
Whatever your opinion is... we fucked
We got oil spillin' on the Gulf Coast
Deforestation in South America man, read about it man, fuck

I'm not trying to seem to pessimistic, but if things don't change, that outcome is realistic
And everyone should be aware of all this shit, as the world spins on it's axis like a kick flip
They say I poorly influence all of this kids cause honestly they shouldn't idolize the crazy way I live
But I don't want 'em making the same mistakes I did that will lead 'em to a life full of nothin' but shit
Cause it's not cool to pop mad pills and act crazy
But I got my own demons, my own Slim Shady, that alter ego always up to nothing but trouble
But I left all that behind me when I stepped out of the rumble
And try to get my life together followin' this rap shit
When I say it's all I got, I mean it, that's it
It's the way nobody stoppin' me from makin' it,
And if it's not given to me, then I'm takin' it

I'm here baby
You know, I'm always on my party shit
La la la, Off the chain
I'm an intelligent person, I know what's good
Go out, read the newspaper, see what's goin' on around you man
People come stupid, educate yourself