Bowling For Soup

[fox69]

"Thespian"

"Thespian"


I met her just today
But i've seen her before
Now i sit beside her
She told me her name
I said that's my favorite song
And she said she's never heard it

She broke my train of thought
When she told me a secret
The one about a friend now
I felt a hand upon my knee
I guess i forgot to breathe
But only for a moment

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

She got up to get a beer
So i moved closer to her chair
And she pretended not to notice
Well i hope she doesn't leave
Cuz i'd like to talk some more
Before i have to go, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me i don't wanna know

I guess my talk was too small
I'm not getting anywhere
But i've been here before
So i'll just drive home by myself
And drift away to sleep
I guess it's no big deal.....(big deal)

They finally closed the doors
So i walked her to her car
And the rain began to pour
And with a smile she said good-bye
And i watched her drive away
Well i guess i lost again, now

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me, i don't wanna know [x2]

Don't tell me i don't wanna know

All the while i'm thinking
That i can't believe she's here with me now
I might be dreaming
If i am don't tell me, i don't wanna know [x2]

 

[fox69]

"Thirteen"

"Thirteen"


Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Suddenly I've got this feeling
I can't stop it anymore
Wake me again I'm dreamin'
Gotta get this off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

Pinch my arm because I'm dreamin'
Better get me out of here
Once again my head is screamin'
Gotta get her off my mind

She's stayin'
And I'm prayin'
That she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around
She's stayin'
Complaining
Cause she doesn't know what's on my mind
When she's around

 

[fox69]

"This Ain't My Day"

"This Ain't My Day"


I walked the whole nine yards
Across town and missed the boat
I gave your diamond ring
To the rough part of the sea
I left a pocket full of sunshine
In my other jeans
And then it rained cats and dogs
And I'm allergic to them all
YEAH

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like to worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

Embraced my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poisoned oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took one for the road
And drove directly into a wall
C'MON

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like to worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day [x2]

My trucks broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died and my neighbour is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts, My knee hurts
But who am I to complain

I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
(Should never of got out of bed)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned grey
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my week this ain't my year this ain't my day [x2]

 

[fox69]

"Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day"

"Today Is Gonna Be A Great Day"


There's a hundred and four days of summer vacation,
'Till school comes along just to end it,
So the annual problem for our generation,
Is finding a good way to spend it
Like maybe...

Building a rocket, or fighting a mummy,
Or climbing up the Eiffel tower,
Discovering something that doesn't exist,
Or giving a monkey a shower
Surfing tidal waves, creating nano-bots,
Or locating Frankenstein's brain,
Finding a Dodo bird, painting a continent,
Or driving our sister insane

[Show ending:]
As you can see, there's a whole lot of stuff to do before school starts this fall
So stick with us, 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all! [2x]

[Album ending:]
This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better,
So make every minute count jump up, jump in and seize the day,
And let's make sure that in every single possible way,
Today is Gonna to Be a Great Day!

Crossing the tundra or building a roller coaster.
Skiing down a mountain of beans,
Devising a system for remembering everything,
Or synchronizing submarines, racing chariots,
Taming tiger sharks, constructing a portal to mars,
Building a time machine, stretching a rubber tree, or wailing away on guitars,

This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better,
So make every minute count to one,
Jump in and seize the day,
And let's make sure that in every single possible way,
Today is Gonna to Be a Great Day!

Let's put our heads together and design a master plan,
We may miss dinner, but I know mom will understand...
We got our mission and suppliers, purple gumballs and desires,
A pocket full of rubber bands, the manual on handstands,
A unicycle compass, and a camera that wont focus,
And canteen full of soda, grab a beach towel here we go! (this is Ferb-tastic)

This could possibly be the best day ever,
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be a million and six times better,
So make every minute count to one, jump in and seize the day,
And let's make sure that in every single possible way
Today is Gonna to Be a Great Day!

(Seriously this is gonna be great day)

This could possibly be the best day ever (Today's Gonna be a Great Day) [2x]

 

[fox69]

"Trucker Hat"

"Trucker Hat"


This is the song that reminds me of my trucker hat
That I used to wear not to block out the sun
With a john deere logo and a stain on the back
From where you laid me out flat one look I was done

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see

I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

This is the verse about the Parachute pants
That I learned to break dance in and thought I was good
So much for believing the fat guy doesn’t win
get the girl in the end I never thought that I could

And all these things mean nothing to me
When I’m with you I’ve got everything
I could want and I could need
Even God he would agree
You and I were meant to be
It’s easy to see

I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

I’m not the perfect guy
a little slow but I’ve
Got perfect timing with you
Got perfect timing with you
Take a look around
Outside the in crowd
There aint nothing we cant do

[3X]
I’ll never go out of style on you
And nothing really feels the way you do
Nothing in the world could ever make me look as good
When you fit me like you do

 

[fox69]

"Turbulence"

"Turbulence"


It's so hard to figure out
Which way to turn
There's no going back now
All your bridges burned
The stars are gonna shine on you
If you can get through the day
Storm clouds all around you
But a blue skies on the way.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
It's just a little turbulence.

Take a look around you
Look how far you've come
Your whole life in front of you
You've only just begun
We've all got our problems
But they're just bumps in the road
If you only keep on fighting
There's no where you can't go.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
So say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.

This life can be so crazy
Can spin out of control
But I hope that all your dreams come true
Cause you know that you're amazing
And no matter where you go
I'll be there for you
We can make it through.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.

And we're all just passengers tonight
And we're all just traveling through our lives
We will reach our destination
So just hang on for the ride
Say a prayer and close your eyes
Its just a little turbulence.

 

[fox69]

"Two-Seater"

"Two-Seater"


I wanna wake up in your arms
I wanna set off your alarm
I wanna break into your car
and I wanna take out the back seat
The one where you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
The one where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together..Uh Huh

I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride

I gotta get the hell out of dodge
I just spent the whole night avoiding the cops
And I just don't think, I'll go to the clink
Just cause I took out the back seat

Remember you told me everything
I thought I always wanted to hear
And that's where you told me that it's over

And everytime you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me...
And all the stuff we did when we were back there together...Uh Huh

I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride

Can you hear your radio?
I bet you can't hear your radio
So you'll never know I wrote this song for you
Sorry that your tires are flat
I know you really weren't expecting that
I guess I got a little carried away

So when you look in your rearview mirror
I hope you see me there

I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio
Keymarks parallel to the Pinstripes
Windows broken, your T Tops stolen
Now it's one of a kind,
Thanks for the Ride

(No Radio)
Two Seater
(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride

(No Radio)(No Radio)
Two Seater (No Radio)(No Radio)
Thanks for the Ride

(No Radio)(No Radio)
Your Two Seater
Thanks for the Ride

 

[fox69]

"Undertow"

"Undertow"


Another roller coaster ride,
We were stuck, in overdrive,
You were broken-hearted; I was all right,
When I met you....

She tried to ditch me and I tried to hate her,
But we're still here ten break-ups later.
I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.

When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.

My friends told me "Man you're gonna crash,
A car like that'll knock you on your ass
I told 'em all that they could eat our dust,
And we're still truckin' on...

[Chorus]

Seems like I never win, I never learned how to swim,
I spend my whole life treadin' water...
You got me off of the beach and now I'm back in the reef,
You can be my life preserver...
Ba-ba-da-ba [x6] (hold the last "ba")

I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.

When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow.

I've got this figured out, but I still don't understand her,
She's like the perfect wave in a shark infested sea.

When she breaks, she rains down on me,
And I can't catch my breath,
But I won't let 'er go...
Yes, I feel at home in the undertow... [x3]

 

[fox69]

"Val Kilmer"

"Val Kilmer"


I always thought my movie
Would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that its become
More slapstick than chickflick
More Caddyshack than Breakfast At Tiffany's
So, thank me at the podium
For a lifetime of contribution
Turn on the cameras
Someone cue the extras
Hair and makeup to the set

Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
'bout a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

So if you miss my movie
Get the DVD
Check out the chemistry
Between you and me
Less 'Raising Arizona'
More 'Steel Magnolias'
So when you walk down that red carpet
I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with a watergun
A super soaker filled with pee

Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

All apologies
To Kevin Costner
and that chick from monster
Give me Adam Sandler,
Will Ferrell, Belushi and even Val Kilmer
He was funny in 'Real Genius'

[Greg]
What about 'Top Gun'?
[Jaret]
No, 'Top Gun' wasn't funny
[Greg]
Whatever

Top secret was funny too
But he sucked as Batman

Because the big screen's calling
Final casting call
Its your big shot baby your the next big star
On another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Is falling apart

Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
It's your big shot baby, you're the next big star
Of another stupid movie
About a guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
Your headed for the cutting room floor
But in the sequel honey
I'm the guy who gets the girl

I'm the guy that gets the girl [repeat until the end]

[BACKGROUND (repeat until the end):]
Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, BRIGHTelushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in 'Stripes'.
Eddie Murphy till 90, Chris Rock and John Candy, the cast of Hollywood Knights.
Mike Myers, Jim Carrey and the Farelly Brothers are more my style.
'Terms of Endearment' I didn't get it.
I'd much rather shut up and smile.

 

[fox69]

"Valentino"

"Valentino"


She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, “Would you please be mine.”
I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, “You’re trying to
make me fat.”

[chorus]
(now)
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,
likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it
She opened the door and said “ Oh bother, this is
red.”
I gave her all my notes from algebra
She opened em up and said , “I can’t believe you’re
so stupid.”

I won’t ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won’t ever take a walk, not unless she’s there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!