Pastafarijanstvo

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Zanima me mišljenje cenenjenih forumaša o Crkvi Letećeg Špagetnog Čudovišta.

http://www.venganza.org/

Kanon Svete knjige Crkve Letećeg Špagetnog Čudovišta ima sledeći izgled:

The Old Pastament

The Book of Midgets/Midgits
The Creation of Mankind
A Reading From the Book of Fusilli
The Book of Penelope
The Book of Linguini
The Torahtellini Part 2
The Story of the FSM and the Eastern Pirates
The Book of Fearsome Pirate Pete
The Tale of Dave and Kyodai
Darwin's Purge
The Book of Thinly-Veiled Modern Practice Agreements
The Random Number of Not Commandments, Suggestions
The Book of Piraticus
A Pasta's Creed
Ethical Guidelines for Pirates
Frequently Asked Questions
Pastalms
The Book of ProvHerbs
The Song of Semolina
The Pastalamentations of Father Jerome
The Revelations of Auntie Dee Dee
The Book of Disco
Pirates' Effects on Global Warming
The Book of Jeff
The Book of Solipsy
The Book of Emergent Patterns
Revelations of St Jason

The New Pastament

The Acts of the Apastals
The Letter of Tristan the Martyr to the Future Generations of Society
The Open Letter of Bobby Henderson to the Kansas School Board
An Announcement Regarding the Afterlife
Muellers 1
Muellers 2
Pirate Aaahhhhrrrrr's Letter to the Privateers
First Letter from Edd to the Forum Members
Second Letter from Edd to the Forum Members
First Letter from Edd to the Slackers
First Letter from Edd to the Partiers
First Letter from Edd to the Infallible
A Letter from ADoS to the Dying
The Correspondence of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee and the leaders of Hillel
The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Googlists
The Letter of Captain Jeff the Mishunairee to the Rutgers Campus Crusade for Christ
The Sermon on the Mall
Qwertyuiopasd's Letter to the Evangelists
Revelations 1: The Book of Revealed Crapola
Revelations 2: The Revenge

i može se besplatno downloadovati:

http://www.loose-canon.info/Loose-Canon-1st-Ed.pdf


Our spaghetti

Who art in the colander
Hallowed be thy sauce
Thy serving come
Thy strands be wrung
On forks as they are on spoons
Give us this day our daily meatball
And forgive us our starchiness
As we forgive those who are starchy against us
And lead us not into Kraft parmessan
But deliver us from Chef Boy-Ar-Dee
For thine is the garlic
And the onion and the bay leaves
For ever and ever.

R'Amen